Because some clients need more of us than others

we tailor our service to suit you, sir.

Our clever pricing structure means you’ll pay a little more if you only need the odd hour now and then as against those who partake in days of our joyously calming service each month: it’s up to you.

We can work by phone, email, text message, face-to-face, Facebook chat, telegram, post… whatever works for you. (Although someone ate all the passenger pigeons: apparently they were quite tasty).

We can plan a package for you, or provide the services

as you wish on an ad hoc basis.

From the frankly quotidian to the interestingly unusual, we’re here to help (the rest is detail, isn’t it, and we’ve already done that to death, haven’t we?)

One more reassurance: we run individual secure accounts to keep everything tickety-boo and in its place.